And again, just as you think of even moving ONE INCH, some stupid boulder strikes you in the head.

Currently, you are looking pretty angered right now and reasonably so, a large large boulder hit you in the head and you could have died, but since the sole writer of this nonsense wants the story to go further, you HAVE to live, otherwise the webcomic's mere existence will just be a sexy gif collage with a little stick limbed man in the front of it all.

You think that this little story is getting stupider and stupider, and i'll have to nod sadly to this one.